Category Archives: 英語ジョーク

2014年3月31日「モバイル英語学習」第238号(ジョーク): Two Classroom Jokes

Notes:
expose 〈…を〉〔日光・風雨などに〕さらす;
reflection 熟考,内省,黙想;
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Joke 1: What Happens to Gold
Professor: What happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?
Student (after reflection): It’s stolen!

Joke 2:  I Don’t Know
Teacher: What three words are used most by students?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: That’s it. Correct!
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(by Yang Q.W. (1986) English Jokes. Taibei: Learning Publishing House. p40.)

2014年1月16日「モバイル英語学習」第221号(ジョーク ): Does your dog bite?

In a park, a woman was sitting on a bench, and a dog was also sitting next to the bench. A man came up to the woman and asked, ‘Does your dog bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ However, when the man was about to touch the dog, it bit him. He said, ‘Hey! You said your dog doesn’t bite! You lied to me!’ She said, ‘I didn’t lie. My dog doesn’t bite, but that’s not my dog.’ (written by student Miss Tamura, edited by Professor Douglas Jarrell)